Six-Second Synopsis: Michael attempts to have a one-night stand with an attorney whom he doesn’t know is not only blind, but the prosecutor who is trying to put his father in jail. Also, G.O.B. gets married on a dare, Maeby pretends to be a girl with a made up disease, and George Sr.’s admirer turns out to be an undercover SEC agent who has truly fallen for him.
For a 10th grader, they seemed more like 5th graders
Maritime law is such a funny answer
“This is not what it looks like.” “It looks like you’re tweaking her nipples through a chain link fence.” “Yep, yep, that’s what it is.”
She’s a “darer.” I’ve never known a “darer,” but he acts like it’s a common thing.
“I had sex last night.” Narr: “But he really didn’t.” GOB: “Yes I did.” as if he’s arguing with Ron Howard.
Tobias backs down so quickly when challenged
Pack your pink mouth… We’re the only house on the block… Perhaps we should find someone else.
Chareth Cutestory is one of my favorite obviously fake names ever.
Wrong name on test: S. Funke.
GOB is so ANGRY that Michael got a blind girl.
Correction: Warden Stefan Gentles
First big reveal in “next time”? Maggie isn’t blind.