I feel like I need more “blast” in my daily intake.

- Trevor “Nicotine” Patch

Did you just say ‘commie comedy’? I hate that kind of comedy!

- Bryce “Circle Me, Bert!” Rausch

I guess ‘ittle baby Brycey-poo has some friends who came to his rescue and complained on his behalf that we’re just a little too mean.

- Miles “Irish Baker” Rausch